Wednesday, December 20, 2006

shake shake shake

felt my first cali earthquake tonight. it was a 3.6. i was on the shitter. didn't fall off...always hoped i would feel my first when i was getting laid. but considering the time i spend on the shitter vs. the time i spend getting laid, chances are it would happen this way. oh well...

Tuesday, December 12, 2006

dog walkin

in my most recent trip to the berkeley animal shelter, i found myself in the pen with a half pit bull, half chinese sharpei named raspberry. she didn't seem really happy that i was in there with her. so i remembered that old saying."music calms the savage beast." so at this point i had to ask myself, 'what do i sing to this beast?' then it hits me...of course! that old prince song-- raspberry beret, except put in sharpei where beret is...raspberry sharpei, like the one at the second hand store...she loved it, i am still alive. i will visit rasperry again...

Tuesday, December 05, 2006

reccomendation(maybe)

anybody looking for an odd movie? then let me reccomend Eraserhead--a david lynch film. its dark and weird and there is probably a point. i don't what lynch was trying to say, but if i had to guess i would say the point is that life is dark and weird. o, i ate a burnt hamburger as i watched it. i don't know if this added or detracted to it, but i thought i'd reveal all the circumstances...enjoy. if you see it, let me know what you think...