political prediction

so i've been telling people this and i'm kinda worried that a bunch of black SUVs are gonna pull up in front of my apartment. so, here it is:

so whoever the republicans nominate is going to pick jeb bush as their running (he is next in line in this aristocracy) the election will be fixed (oh, that would never happen...again) shortly after inauguration, our new president will fall to assasination. it will probably be blamed on some oil nation and jeb will be moved in. another bush and another war...


i hope i'm wrong...